Sunday, January 13, 2013

Murphy's laws on women

<>Murphy's laws on women. <>_<>
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1.    Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful,  she will always have a husband,  or a boy-friend  -  to prove it   !

2.    Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is,  the greater the chances that,  she may dump you   !

3.    Chances are - The more make up - a woman wears - she may look proprtionately uglier   !

4.    Chances are - the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her,  may not be her brother   !

5.    Chances are - if the woman whom you like,  likes you back,  she may let you know about her interest in you,  after you are married to another lady   !

6.    Chances are - The more you ignore a woman,  the more she would be interested in you   !

7.    Chances are - The more you chase a woman,  the faster she may run away from you   !

8.    Chances are - The more you like a woman,  the more her father will dislike you   !

9.    Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like,  maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter   !

10.  Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you,  her friend will come to meet her   !

11.  Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you,  her friend who comes to meet her,  will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk  !

12.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you are most badly dressed   !

13.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you forgot to brush your teeth   !

14.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you forgot to wear body deodarant   !

15.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you have an itch problem  !

16.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  you have a gas problem in your tummy   !

17.  Chances are - the day,  the woman whom you like comes to talk to you,  that may be the day when,  your ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you   !

18.  Only 35 % of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful.   Chances are that,  it is only the balance 65 %,  who may be in your company   !
 

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