Wonderfully described definitions.........

Wonderfully described definitions......... 

 

CIGARETTE:   
A pinch of tobacco  
rolled in paper  
with fire at one end  
and a fool at the other!  

 

MARRIAGE:   
It's an agreement  
wherein  
a man loses his bachelor degree  
and a woman gains her master   

LECTURE:   
An art of transmitting Information  
from the notes of the lecturer  
to the notes of students  
without passing through the minds  
of either  
 

CONFERENCE:   
The confusion of one man  
multiplied by the  
number present  
 

 COMPROMISE:   
The art of dividing  
a cake in such a way that  
everybody believes  
he got the biggest piece 

 TEARS:   
The hydraulic force by which  
masculine will power is  
defeated by feminine water-power! 

 CONFERENCE ROOM:   
A place where everybody talks,  
nobody listens  
and everybody disagrees later on 

 ECSTASY:   
A feeling when you feel  
you are going to feel  
a feeling  
you have never felt before 

 SMILE:   
A curve  
that can set  
a lot of things straight! 

 OFFICE:   
A place  
where you can relax  
after your strenuous  
home life 

 YAWN:   
The only time  
when some married men  
ever get to open  
their mouth 

 EXPERIENCE:   
The name  
men give  
to their  
Mistakes 

 DIPLOMAT:   
A person  
who tells you  
to go to hell  
in such a way  
that you actually look forward  
to the trip 

 OPTIMIST:   
A person  
who while falling  
from EIFFEL TOWER  
says in midway  
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 

 MISER:   
A person  
who lives poor  
so that  
he can die RICH! 

 FATHER:   
A banker  
provided by  
nature 

 BOSS:   
Someone  
who is early  
when you are late  
and late  
when you are early 

 POLITICIAN:   
One who  
shakes your hand  
before elections  
and your Confidence  
Later 

DOCTOR:   
A person  
who kills  
your ills  
by pills,  
and kills you  
by his bills!